Post-Benham Brothers HGTV: Reprogramming for the Open-minded
Forget house flippers who are faithful to God, spouse, and family. What’s stopping HGTV from casting a host who caters to the promiscuous predilection of a third of the U.S. population – a host whose hidden agenda differs markedly from those two squeaky-clean, Jesus-freak twins, neither of whom has ever had to deal with an all-inclusive, undiscriminating STD?