“The push to get the bill through before the holiday weekend was so frantic, members of Congress didn’t have a chance to read all 1,071 pages of the document before they could vote” said Sunday, February 15th, 2009 New York Post.
Oh how I wish a savvy insider could have only slipped in an obscure sentence on a page that nobody would have read that said something like this…
Anyone who signs in agreement of this bill — will automatically be let go from the US Congress on the day immediately following its passage!
My doctor says that half an aspirin will stimulate me more than the entire 1127 pages of the Stimulus Package. But I don’t know if I can trust him. He didn’t go to an Ivy League school like Barrack, Michelle, Gov. Spitzer; Mrs. Spitzer; Hillary; Slick Willie. But then again, my doctor has been holding down a “real” job, not like the ones mentioned above. Have any of these “Boobs”, (read Dolly Parton’s comments re Boobs and Obama), ever done an honest days work. Before you answer that, remember that “Hard-working, Honest Politician”, is an oxymoronic phrase.
The word “honest” the key word in that question? If “honest” is what you’re looking for…then no. As far as “work” goes…yes they are working hard on seeing how fast they can destroy what used to be a great country and to turn it into France II — as far as “Boobs” and Obama I don’t know what to say about that? Its scary though because women have two boobs and with the way its going with Barry, we’ll only be able to keep 1 because he’s finding a way to take 50% of everything we have — think about that one for awhile LOL.
The stimulus is not unlike the agreements you have to check before you can use a computer application or web service, no one reads it you just click agree, then act surprised when you violate the agreement and lose the application or service.
I know I’m a hopeless dreamer but it seems to me that the fact not one member of congress read this bill should be grounds for a constitutional challenge to the bill. Even if the suit was endlessly pummeled by lefty judges it could be an historic fight. It could focus some much needed sunlight on congress. Just imagine the hilarious, wacky mental gymnastics commentators would go thru trying to justify the unjustifiable. There could be more hard working, honest American laughter than John Stewart could compete with. And any dinosaur media coverage would speak directly to the inherent American common sense.