Melanin Meters and Other Survival Tools
With the Melanin Meter and 4 simple rules of engagement, even the whitest of white Americans will be able to survive a beating and further racial harmony.
Category: Culture and Politics
Barack Obama and the Four-Year-Old, Dorset, Minnesota Mayor
Now that both guys are on the job we can see that Bobby and Barry have similar attributes: Bobby likes ice cream and fishing, Barry enjoys shave ice and pick-pocketing American taxpayers.
Barack Capone’s Obamacare Gang
Barack Obama, Capo di tutti capi, has enlisted a gang of hard-core, Lefty journalists to convince Americans that Obamacare is an offer they can’t refuse.
Greek Yogurt-Infused Guacamole for Mexican Illegals
Since there’s no such thing as Mexican yogurt, maybe Michelle can tie public school lunch program subsidies to mixing up Greek yogurt with the guacamole?
‘Don’t Stop Mommy from Killing My Little Brother!’
Pro-abortion protesters in Texas have no qualms using young children to hold signs with coat-hangers. In other words “Allow mommy to kill…”
Fans Revive Paula Deen
Fans drive Paula Deen cookbook sales from 1500+ to #18 on the Amazon best-seller list!
Michelle Does Dublin
But what’s even more amazing than a bronze effigy of Michelle Obama being erected in a Moneygall park is the amount of money this gal is costing taxpayers on her Mommy-and-Me junket to Obama’s ancestral home.
Watch the Good Guys and Leave the Terrorists Alone
Prior to current don’t-hurt-Muslim-feelings insanity being instituted, reports claim that there were dozens of fruitful sting operations conducted where potential terrorism was thwarted and American lives saved.
‘Kid Props’ Hinna and Zea Save the Day!
Two 3rd grade girls write similar letters then invited to the White House to high-five Barack Obama as he systematically dismantles he Constitution?
Virginity and Government Payoffs
In the end, the tribal custom of the government checking out the goods prior to a mass wedding may seem peculiar to Americans. After all, why should government generosity be associated with intimate issues like virginity and pregnancy?