Originally posted at The Blacksphere When Michelle Obama’s Kitchen Garden came on the scene in the fall of 2009, it did so with almost as much fanfare as the soaring 2008 acceptance speech Barack Obama delivered while positioned between two Styrofoam Greek columns at INVESCO Field. Less than a year …
Originally posted at American Thinker. For America’s aging population, even the mention of water makes a large number of Baby Boomers sprint toward the nearest restroom. Now to compound the problem, we have first lady Michelle Obama hawking increased water consumption. Despite the bottled water industry raking in $11.1 billion dollars in 2011 alone and the fact that Americans …
Originally posted at The Blacksphere Talk about an incestuous relationship: President Barack Obama and first lady Michelle Obama attended a cocktail party this evening at the Martha’s Vineyard home of National Public Radio host/serious journalist/dear friend and ally, Michele Norris. After flying into the Vineyard this weekend and patiently awaiting the …
Michelle Obama will be promoting and appearing in a new healthy hip-hop album and video, collaborating with Doug E. Fresh, Jordin Sparks, and Dr. Oz.
Since there’s no such thing as Mexican yogurt, maybe Michelle can tie public school lunch program subsidies to mixing up Greek yogurt with the guacamole?
Mrs. Obama has been saying for four years that 32 ounces of soda a day will kill you dead, yet is mute when pal Beyoncé pushes Pepsi for $50 million.
Michelle Obama likens living in the White House to being confined in a “really nice prison.”
Paula Deen is on the outs with the Food Network Channel, but who knows maybe Obama will extend the butter queen amnesty.
President Knucklehead Obama said, “My remarks are not sitting here. I’m uhhh….people….oh goodness….uhhhh…folks are sweating back there right now.”
With the way things are progressing, French fries may soon find themselves on exhibition in museums – in the fried-food antiquity wing.
