Ut Oh! Where’s President Knucklehead Smiff’s Scripted Remarks?
President Knucklehead Obama said, “My remarks are not sitting here. I’m uhhh….people….oh goodness….uhhhh…folks are sweating back there right now.”
Tag: Michelle Obama
‘Let’s Move!’ to the Zoo
With the way things are progressing, French fries may soon find themselves on exhibition in museums – in the fried-food antiquity wing.
Big Sister’s Community Garden Book Signing
Couple Dobesh’s ‘affordable, local, and healthier’ lingo with the belief that planting broccoli rabé has the power to break “racial, economical, and generational boundaries,” and that inspiring formula could motivate Mrs. Obama to implement nationwide mandatory collective cultivating.
Sasha and Malia Obama ‘Learn What They Live’
And for all of Barack’s $900K Florida golf weekends, and more importantly, Michelle’s alleged $10 million vacations, haute couture, and overpaid personal staff, the tragic victims of their selfishness and insensitive lack of fiscal restraint are Sasha and Malia.
Whatever Happened to ‘They’re Gonna Do it Anyway?’
The “They’re gonna to do it anyway” mantra does not apply to things like eating food and owning firearms, two activities leftists love to police.
Michelle Obama’s Share-the-Starvation School Lunch Program
Voracious children who once enjoyed the freedom to choose sloppy joes for lunch are now getting their first taste of oppressive government regulation.
The ‘You Gotta Eat Your Spinach Baby’ Let’s Move Theme Song
[youtube]http://youtu.be/tRWYfm3UVOE[/youtube] (Barack Obama to Michelle) I want your cheeks to be rosey Your lips like the color of wine Darling the way that people will say that My but you’re looking so fine OOOOOOOOh (Michelle Obama to Barack) I want you strong as Apollo A sturdy and masculine sheek Darling …
Obama Fundraiser: Fashion’s One-Percenters Sell Overpriced Garb to Fellow One-Percenters
Originally posted at BIG Hollywood Just like four years ago, another group of legendary Obama 1 percent supporters have stepped forward to lend a creative hand to help the President raise money for his 2012 bid for reelection. Last time around it was “Runway to Change.” This time the design-for-Obama …
Michelle Obama: Critical Advocate
Originally posted at American Thinker. Michelle Obama is not one who can easily hide her feelings; usually her emotional state is visible on her face. Think civil rights leader Dorothy Height’s funeral, or Michelle staring down French first lady Carla Bruni-Sarkozi. So it wasn’t a shock to find out that …
A ‘Windshield Rancher’ and the Nouveau Riche
Originally posted at BIG Government In reaction to the criticism over the Obama family heading to Martha’s Vineyard amidst gargantuan economic woes and unemployment rates so high even the dead are disturbed, liberals have taken to defending Obama’s vacation time (transportation compliments of two tax-payer funded jets) by portraying George …