Crack-Smoking Sorkin Takes a Stand for Bullwinkle

Aaron Sorkin, another Hollywood left-wing liberal shill, has stepped forward to cry “Don’t club the seals, and save the whales.” Only this time the outrage is in response to Sarah Palin shooting a caribou on her cable show Sarah Palin’s Alaska.

If there’s one person in Hollywood who has the experience to judge and opine on politics it’s Aaron Sorkin, creator of NBC’s West Wing. In Hollywood, being on a series apparently gives actors the right to assume the role in everyday life. Even House must occasionally be tempted to diagnose a rare disease.

Nevertheless, besides being a crack pipe-smoker, magic mushroom-eater, Generation Obama speaker, and former consort of Palin critic Maureen Dowd, Aaron Sorkin is also a die hard leftist who borders on tithing 10% of his income to the Democrat Party.  Therefore, when Sorkin speaks America should stand up and listen, because if anyone has a right to criticize the wholesome Sarah Palin, a party guy with the seared windpipe sure does.

Sorkin, who supports candidates who are committed to snuffing out of millions of unborn babies, accused Fox News contributor Sarah Palin of making a “snuff film” for shooting a caribou while hunting with her father.

Aaron Sorkin, who supports the campaigns of pro-choice candidates, described Palin as “deranged,” a “witless bully” and a “phony pioneer girl.” When Sorkin isn’t writing negative political ads for, or bored because he’s out of hallucinogenic drugs, he must tune in to The Learning Channel. Aaron said that Discovery’s TLC “should be ashamed of itself for broadcasting [Palin’s] truly awful reality show.”

Big brave Sorkin took on Sarah’s post on Facebook wherein the former Alaska governor addressed the hypocrisy of detractors criticizing the caribou hunt by rightly pointing out that “Unless you’ve never worn leather shoes, sat upon a leather chair or eaten meat, save your condemnation.”  Sarah should have said: “Unless you oppose candidates who promote the unfettered slaughter of babies in the womb, save your condemnation.”

Tough guy Aaron Sorkin shot back in the Huffington Post, saying:

I eat meat, chicken and fish, have shoes and furniture made of leather … I’m able to make a distinction between you and me without feeling the least bit hypocritical. I don’t watch snuff films and you make them. You weren’t killing that animal for food or shelter or even fashion, you were killing it for fun. You enjoy killing animals.

Sorkin said, “And you didn’t just do it for fun and you didn’t just do it for money” – both comments that could also apply to his own former crack-smoking activities.

Nevertheless, speaking on behalf of Bullwinkles everywhere, in-your-face Aaron continued: “That was the first moose [sic] ever murdered for political gain. You knew there’d be a protest from PETA and you knew that would be an opportunity to hate on some people, you witless bully.” For Aaron Sorkin, who all but dragged out Obama’s Styrofoam columns, to accuse anyone of doing anything for political gain is laughable.

Does West-Winger Aaron Sorkin ever listen to himself?  Political activists that support candidates who garner political points with left-wing constituencies by promising to preserve a woman’s right to choose are then outraged over shooting one moose?

Supposedly, Sorkin’s fried brain can’t “make a distinction between what Palin got paid to do in her show” and Michael Vick going to prison for dog fighting.  Maybe Mr. Sorkin can convince TLC to cancel Sarah’s show so that programs that include caribou-shooting won’t upset clients watching flat screen TV’s in abortion clinics while recuperating from Aaron-acceptable “procedures.”

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