The Obama Doctrine of Control Through Dissension
Now, in what appears to be the next phase, macro acrimony is being perpetrated on an increasingly micro level.
Category: Politics
Mayor ‘Simon Says’ Bloomberg says: ‘Climb the stairs!’
Michael Bloomberg is touting a new initiative that will “encourage” office workers to huff and puff their way up the stairs instead of riding the elevators.
Is there a Big Weiner-Spitzer in the Big Apple’s Future?
Anthony Weiner and Eliot Spitzer are number one in the polls in their respective races for mayor and comptroller of New York City.
Mrs. Obama Asks the Question: ‘Is That a Sweet Potato in Your Pocket?’
Michelle Obama is now advocating for the hungry school kids across America to get on the walking bus.
Michelle Obama’s Three-Quarters of a Cup of Frustration
Michelle Obama, First Lady and Food Nazi, has so restricted school lunch programs that many kids would rather go hungry than eat their Lima beans!
Chicago Children Inform Barack Obama ‘We Want to Live!’
The Chicago children enrolled at that city’s Freedom School were asked to write letters to Barack Obama, demanding he protect them from violent gun deaths.
Garroting Throats and Hailing Satan
The anti-SB5, pro-abortion protesters in Austin tried to drown out pro-lifers prayers with chants of “Hail satan.”
America Killed by Barack Obama’s Political Ambulance!
Much like the ambulance that may have run over and killed an Asiana Airline crash victim, so Obama has run over America with his rescue plan.
Forget John XXIII! Bring on St. Barry of Social Justice
If Obama plays his canonical cards right, he could swap abortion and contraceptive arm-twisting for Catholic sainthood — St. Barry of Social Justice.
Barack’s Bogus Broccoli Tale
Wait! Seeing as how he was discussing favorite foods from his childhood, what better time for a kid journalist to find out something the rest of the nation might like to know too: Does broccoli go well with dog? Is dog meat healthy, and does it taste good?