Mourning the Birds and the Bees
Speaking of the birds and the bees, here’s an idea: instead of banning the exterminator from exterminating the birds and the bees, how about we ban the extermination of unborn babies?
Category: Politics
‘Africa is Rising’ (America, Not So Much)
In dire need of a huge mirror to preach to himself, freedom-snatching, government-advancing, bureaucratic goon Barack Obama, with a straight face, actually told the audience that “History shows us that progress is only possible where governments exists [sic] to serve their people and not the other way around.”
‘Back of the Bus’ Banisher Barack Strikes Again
That’s right — Barack Hussein Obama, champion of racial unity, just prior to an important election relegated the Republican Party to a location on the bus where Rosa Parks refused to sit.
Michelle Obama Searches for an Identity in Senegal
onetheless, Mrs. Obama apparently didn’t put off the children, ergo the applause. In fact, they could have mistaken her for being part of the small group of Senegalese elite, which is made up of businessmen, influential politicians, government ministers, university professors, and members of the (ahem) Socialist Party.
Barack Obama Peddles Adam and Steve in Senegal
As for the African people, someone should inform them that Barack Obama is a son of Hawaii — I repeat: H-A-W-A-I-I — not Africa, because for some reason the signs outside his hotel, possibly borrowed from Ireland, read, “Welcome home, President Obama.”
Obama Offers Africa Air-Conditioned-Limo Energy Conservation Talk
Energy hog Barack Obama has the audacity to touch down in Africa, suggest that everyone embrace gay marriage, and then proceed to tout an energy program that includes kinetically-powered soccer balls with built-in outlets as one answer to Africa’s problems.
Forget John XXIII! Bring on St. Barry of Social Justice
If Obama plays his canonical cards right, he could swap abortion and contraceptive arm-twisting for Catholic sainthood — St. Barry of Social Justice.
What is Malia Obama Getting for Her 4th of July Birthday?
Malia Obama turned 15 today, on Independence Day, and is becoming a graceful young women. America hopes their daughters will be afforded the same respect.
Beyoncé’s 1,000 Cans of Cancer-Causing Pepsi Campaign
Mrs. Obama has been saying for four years that 32 ounces of soda a day will kill you dead, yet is mute when pal Beyoncé pushes Pepsi for $50 million.
Michelle Obama Eats Wagyu Beef in Prison
Michelle Obama likens living in the White House to being confined in a “really nice prison.”