Obama deports the peas from the guacamole

Originally posted at American Thinker. Totally unconcerned about ISIS’s stated intent to put American heads on spikes, sitting in the White House safely behind a newly reinforced spiked fence, Barack Obama felt moved to weigh in on the heavy issue of a concoction credited to the ancient Aztecs: guacamole. Coincidentally, the Aztecs …

EVERYBODY IN THE POOL! Deadly Microbes and Smoking Bans

Originally posted at CLASH Daily. Being a lifelong New Yorker, I was troubled recently when I saw people who appeared to be illegal applying for public pool passes at town hall. Notwithstanding an acute awareness of the health risks associated with the recent influx of illegal immigrants, it was quite …

Aaron Hernandez Disproves Marie Harf’s ‘Jobs for ISIS’ Theory

Originally posted at American Thinker. What is taking the lovely and always vivacious Marie Harf so long to implement her much-anticipated ‘Jobs for ISIS’ program?  The deputy spokesperson for the U.S. Department of State had better get cracking, because time is running out. Unemployed ISIS fighters are training in a …

MR. PRESIDENT, HOW ABOUT GIVING SOME BACK? America’s #GimmeFive Questions for Obama

Originally posted at CLASH Daily. America has endured over five years of pure mayhem that has resulted in a national health crisis that has systematically caused politically-induced high blood pressure and heart failure. Despite suffering from a cancerous condition that is currently eating away at the very fabric of our …

Obama calms children as bees swarm his storytelling

Originally posted at American Thinker. Although it sounds a little like a new product for a couch potato suffering from chronic constipation, Michelle Obama’s ‘Let’s Move!’ initiative is celebrating its 5th anniversary of imposing government regulations on a nation that would rather she focus on something besides food. To celebrate …

NUKES AND PIZZA! How Obama can Help ISIS Be More Politically Correct

Originally posted at Clash Daily Barack Obama is negotiating with Iran and moving America toward an agreement that allows the terrorist state to obtain a nuke on a “phased plan.” A “phased plan” with Tehran is like reassuring potential victims that a psychopathic murderer is on the loose in their …

ISIS — ‘If It Doesn’t Fit, You Must Acquit’

Originally posted at American Thinker. Barack Obama steadfastly refuses to identify radical Islam as the driving force behind the mayhem massacring its way through the Middle East and nearing Europe with an eye toward America. With shovels in hand, blades sharpened, and petrol cans filled to the brim, it feels as …

OBAMA’S, HARF’S ISIS SOLUTION: A Jobs Program?

Originally posted at Clash Daily Just when Americans thought it couldn’t get any more absurd, Marie Harf of the US State Department, the girl with the over-sized eyeglasses who plays tag-team with Jen Psaki, the redhead who often looks like a deer caught in the headlights, proved the sane and logical wrong. Chatting with …

Barack Obama: Mortal Flesh Like the Rest of Us

Originally posted at American Thinker. Thanks to the president’s compassion toward anyone who’s not an American, nowadays the simple act of grabbing a grocery cart is akin to licking a tainted Petri dish. Because of Obama coaxing an invasion by beckoning into our midst millions of illegal aliens, every American …

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