Kelly later met with police, who did not issue his daughter a citation because at this time of year it’s legal to walk leashed dogs on the beach. Therefore, Mark Kelly’s daughter’s dog got away with murder, because after dying from his wounds and receiving an impromptu burial at sea, the sea lion was in no condition to press charges.
If you think finding seven dead bodies in an intersection is disturbing, try having your line dancing interrupted by heads rolling across the dance floor right in the middle of a well-executed synchronized dance step.
Meanwhile, the irony is that while Barack Obama and his liberal cohorts beat Americans into submission with a poor-illegal-immigrant club, they’re cultivating circumstances so dire for the vulnerable people of this nation that in short order there will be nothing left to lay claim to.
It’s common knowledge that the president has a history of attracting flies, rats, lightning, and volcanic ash. Therefore, it was standard fare when a fierce sandstorm grounded Obama’s helicopter, forcing him to travel instead by car to Palestine-controlled Bethlehem in a slow-moving motorcade, where he met with Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas in Ramallah.
The only explanation is that before eating the bread and drinking from the cup, despite Francis’s opinion, Nancy and Joe deluded themselves into believing that God is prochoice and abortion a perfectly acceptable activity. Either that or the hypocritical twosome couldn’t care less that Almighty God and the Pope disapprove of supporting Planned Parenthood on Saturday morning and then partaking of Holy Communion at Sunday mass.
As if you could get Jesus in the same room with him.
The same applies to Larry Craig, of airport men’s room wide stance/foot-tapping fame. Upon his arrest at Minneapolis-Saint Paul International Airport, Larry could have explained to the undercover cop that he wasn’t seeking to engage in lewd behavior, he was just attempting to demonstrate how easy it would be toengage in lewd behavior.
Nonetheless, what Democratic Strategist Zerlina Maxwell seemed to be inferring was that, rather than train women to responsibly handle firearms as a means of personal protection, it would be preferable to “train” potential rapists, at least when it comes to women, to choose a kinder, gentler life path.
And no, ‘Plop-Tarts’ is not misspelled!
Either way, one thing is for sure: Iran’s president believes Hugo Chávez’s stature is such that he’ll be returning on “resurrection day” with religious figures Mahmoud believes are Islam’s allies — even if they’re not.
