Michelle Obama Rallies Obama Supporters in Philly
She left out a couple of things in her speech, though.
Uncle Omar and Amanda Bynes Reach out to Barack Obama
Onyango Obama defied a deportation order way back when actress/singer/up-and-coming fashion designer Amanda Bynes was only six-years-old. Yet, who would have thought that a former Nickelodeon star and renowned thespian from blockbuster movies like “What a Girl Wants” and the John Travolta cross-dressing smash hit “Hairspray” would have so much …
‘Thingamajigs’ and other Valuable Consumer Advice
Obama was recently in Minnesota trying to convince Honeywell workers that his proposed mortgage refinancing proposals could help them sell $3,000 worth of “thingamajigs” for furnaces in need of upgrades. Suggesting thingamajigs for furnaces at Honeywell is sort of like telling workers at a medical supply company that they should …
The Gay Green Lantern and Other Comical Things
Quick! Somebody inform the Gay Lesbian and Straight Education Network, better known as GLSEN, that their “It’s Elementary – Talking About Gay Issues In School” DVD series might not be needed anymore, because DC Comic’s Green Lantern is being featured in a Gay Planet edition, aptly entitled “Earth 2.” Although …
Ignorance and Incompetence Supersedes Hope and Change
Being shaky on Poland’s history, global citizen Barack Obama is not all that well-versed on things pertaining to Deutschland, either.
Waging a War on America’s Unborn Women
The very people concerned about women having free contraceptives have no problem denying women life
The ‘You Gotta Eat Your Spinach Baby’ Let’s Move Theme Song
[youtube]http://youtu.be/tRWYfm3UVOE[/youtube] (Barack Obama to Michelle) I want your cheeks to be rosey Your lips like the color of wine Darling the way that people will say that My but you’re looking so fine OOOOOOOOh (Michelle Obama to Barack) I want you strong as Apollo A sturdy and masculine sheek Darling …
Michelle Obama and Beyonce Mutual Admiration Society
Originally posted at Breitbart’s BIG Holly wood In a scene similar to the 2012 Kid’s Choice Awards, Michelle Obama, her two daughters, and a posse of Secret Service agents took a 24-minute flight from Washington DC to Atlantic City to sit within arm’s length of the stage to see Beyoncé …
Sidwell Friends School’s ‘Mistake’-Proof Prom Prank
Parents of students at the elite DC school, including President and Mrs. Obama, forced to face the implications of the president’s proclamations on contraception
Forced to Deny Conscience
It seems as if every chance he gets Barack Obama consistently exalts liberal social standards above the commands of God. The President’s brand of bureaucratic blasphemy is displayed each time those who choose to embrace decadent behavior are canonized by the left, while those who wish to adhere to conservative principles …