Larb Gai and ‘Conscious Uncouplings’
Seriously Gwyneth, like, who gives a rat’s patootie?
Tag: Gwyneth Paltrow
Ben Affleck’s Vow of Poverty Comes with and Expiration Date
So if Affleck doesn’t go over his buck-fifty a day, he can sneak out back and supplement his austere diet with corn on the cob, grilled zucchini, and tomatoes stuffed with the recipe for Puerto Rican rice and beans that ex-fiancee´ Jennifer Lopez taught how him to make on Dateline.
Buy-a-Brick for Barry
Endless possibilities for pandering liberals.
Gwyneth Gives Philanders a Pass
Originally posted at BIG Hollywood For a woman who claims to love the “simple life” and who swears she’s happiest when she’s cooking for her kids, lately Gwyneth Paltrow’s face and opinion are everywhere. It seems as if Ms. Paltrow, aka Mrs. Chris Martin, hasn’t cooked very many chicken fingers …
Hollywood Hoping for Obama, The Sequel
Originally posted at BIG Hollywood Barack Obama’s approval rating is presently a rousing 42%. That means the largest portion of the sane American public would love to see the first family pack up the Samsonite® and head back to the Winfrey City, famous for deep-dish pizza, Mayor Rahm, and the …
Gwyneth the Goop Girl
Originally posted at BIG Hollywood College drop-out know-it-all, do-it-all Gwyneth Paltrow is the epitome of a spoiled Hollywood liberal brat who was raised in privilege, never told no, and made to believe her every thought was brilliant. The Paltrows must have been the type of parents who handed out trophies …