Originally posted at American Thinker. As a “pencil protrusion” reinforcement is about to be placed on the top of the fence encircling the White House, far off on the other side of the enclosure an illegal immigrant from Guatemala was arrested for exposing himself to an eight-year-old girl in Pennsylvania. The …
Originally posted at American Thinker. “Pencil protrusions” sound like something a post-menopausal Madonna might attach to the front of a leather outfit for shock value, but they’re not. “Pencil protrusions” are the metal spikes being placed atop the fence around the White House as an “anti-climb” measure. Seems 1600 Pennsylvania …
Originally posted at American Thinker. Voilà! In addition to handling a private/official email problem, flying coach, and carrying her own luggage, Hillary Clinton may now be able to add to her list of outstanding accomplishments singlehandedly resolving the contention surrounding immigration reform. Recently, on a tightly stage-managed listening tour Hillary, …
Originally posted at American Thinker. What is taking the lovely and always vivacious Marie Harf so long to implement her much-anticipated ‘Jobs for ISIS’ program? The deputy spokesperson for the U.S. Department of State had better get cracking, because time is running out. Unemployed ISIS fighters are training in a …
Originally posted at CLASH Daily. Hillary Clinton has recommenced in her desperate attempt to claw her way from Chappaqua, New York all the back to the White House. As part of the effort, Mrs. Clinton is now traveling around in a van roomy enough to fit Secret Service agents, personal …
Originally posted at American Thinker. Having Obama, the man who took credit for inventing Obamacare at the White House science fair, blame his daughter Malia’s asthma on climate change while knowing full well he was smoking at the time is like volatile actor Alec Baldwin blaming his children’s nanny for …
Originally posted at American Thinker. An affront to humanity took place in Santa Ana, California when a morally relativistic arbiter, Superior Court Judge M. Marc Kelly, pronounced his sentence on a child abuser. Based on his personal opinion, Kelly said that the events leading up to a three-year-old girl being …
Originally posted at CLASH Daily. America has endured over five years of pure mayhem that has resulted in a national health crisis that has systematically caused politically-induced high blood pressure and heart failure. Despite suffering from a cancerous condition that is currently eating away at the very fabric of our …
Originally posted at American Thinker. Based on the message being sent from the White House, America is turning into a country led by a bunch of entertainers resembling intrepid plane passengers who calmly read magazines during extreme turbulence. You know the type: the airplane is being bombarded with lightning, altitude …
Originally posted at American Thinker. Although it sounds a little like a new product for a couch potato suffering from chronic constipation, Michelle Obama’s ‘Let’s Move!’ initiative is celebrating its 5th anniversary of imposing government regulations on a nation that would rather she focus on something besides food. To celebrate …
