Barack Capone’s Obamacare Gang
Barack Obama, Capo di tutti capi, has enlisted a gang of hard-core, Lefty journalists to convince Americans that Obamacare is an offer they can’t refuse.
Michelle Obama’s Three-Quarters of a Cup of Frustration
Michelle Obama, First Lady and Food Nazi, has so restricted school lunch programs that many kids would rather go hungry than eat their Lima beans!
Chicago Children Inform Barack Obama ‘We Want to Live!’
The Chicago children enrolled at that city’s Freedom School were asked to write letters to Barack Obama, demanding he protect them from violent gun deaths.
Greek Yogurt-Infused Guacamole for Mexican Illegals
Since there’s no such thing as Mexican yogurt, maybe Michelle can tie public school lunch program subsidies to mixing up Greek yogurt with the guacamole?
Garroting Throats and Hailing Satan
The anti-SB5, pro-abortion protesters in Austin tried to drown out pro-lifers prayers with chants of “Hail satan.”
America Killed by Barack Obama’s Political Ambulance!
Much like the ambulance that may have run over and killed an Asiana Airline crash victim, so Obama has run over America with his rescue plan.
Forget John XXIII! Bring on St. Barry of Social Justice
If Obama plays his canonical cards right, he could swap abortion and contraceptive arm-twisting for Catholic sainthood — St. Barry of Social Justice.
Barack’s Bogus Broccoli Tale
Wait! Seeing as how he was discussing favorite foods from his childhood, what better time for a kid journalist to find out something the rest of the nation might like to know too: Does broccoli go well with dog? Is dog meat healthy, and does it taste good?
Mourning the Birds and the Bees
Speaking of the birds and the bees, here’s an idea: instead of banning the exterminator from exterminating the birds and the bees, how about we ban the extermination of unborn babies?
‘Africa is Rising’ (America, Not So Much)
In dire need of a huge mirror to preach to himself, freedom-snatching, government-advancing, bureaucratic goon Barack Obama, with a straight face, actually told the audience that “History shows us that progress is only possible where governments exists [sic] to serve their people and not the other way around.”