Happy Birthday Sasha! Dad Lifted Age Restrictions on Plan B
Now on Aisle 11: Over-the-counter abortion pills, glittery nail polish, and bubble gum-flavored lip gloss!
Prostitution and Drug Ring in State Department! Where’s Bill?
nvestigators claimed they were told to stop – no pun intended – “probing the case of a U.S. ambassador who was suspected of patronizing prostitutes in a public park.” It’s no secret that ‘probing’ is a favorite pastime of Bill Clinton, and public parks, as in Fort Marcy Park, hold a special place in Hillary’s heart. So in some ways the report does make sense.
Barack ‘Corleone’ Obama – the Boss of Bosses
And isn’t that exactly what appears to be going on in America? Apparently, behind the scenes, Barack Obama has been behaving like a Mafia boss attempting to overthrow the US government.
Slow Walking = Short Life: Obama takes Xi Jinping on a leisurely stroll
Barack Obama and Chinese president Xi Jinping decide to take a stroll in the desert.
Will the Domino Pizza ‘DomiCopter’ Drone Pave the Way for a CondomCopter?
Drones delivering pizza is an exciting prospect. Following Domino’s lead, the CondomCopter may be next!
Ut Oh! Where’s President Knucklehead Smiff’s Scripted Remarks?
President Knucklehead Obama said, “My remarks are not sitting here. I’m uhhh….people….oh goodness….uhhhh…folks are sweating back there right now.”
Empujelo! Push # 1 for Timoteo Kaine (Tim Kaine) in Spanish.
Mr. Kaine is bi-lingual because before he became pro-choice and endorsed Barack Obama, while he was still in law school and pro-life, he traveled with the Jesuits to Honduras on a Catholic missionary outreach. Wonder whether Mr. Kaine’s liberalism and support of our socialist/Marxist president is rooted in Jesuit Liberation Theology?
Glazed Donut Recklessness
The new breakfast sandwich is reminiscent of Paula’s famous Krispy Kreme donut, hamburger, bacon and fried egg sandwich that she whipped up to feed her lady friends at brunch meetins’. Of late, because of giving herself Type II diabetes, y’all, Paula has had to pass on the “Lady’s Brunch Sandwich” or else she would have passed on herself an’ all.
Obama’s ‘Saving Even One Child’ Policy Falls Short
Now, after hearing Kathleen Sebelius make the cold comment that “someone lives and someone dies” in response to questions about why she refuses to intervene in the Sara Murnaghan emergency lung transplant case, it’s clear that anti-gun political pragmatism is at the root of concern over the saving of some lives and not others.
GetEQUAL Ellen Saves America from Michelle Obama
n response to Sturtz’s rancorous protest, Mrs. Obama vigorously protested right back by forcing Ms. Sturtz to either shut up or be responsible for the ramifications of the first lady leaving a gathering attended by large numbers of adoring lesbians. Let’s just say, it could have gotten very ugly.