Barack Obama’s Daughters Won’t be ‘Punished’ with a Tattoo
If Barack Obama and his liberal cohorts refuse to let their own daughters get tattooed or pierced, maybe they should keep their right-to-choose paws off of our daughters.
Category: Culture and Politics
When ‘what goes around comes around’
Over the last 40 years, a gruesome procedure called abortion has snatched 60 million human beings from the womb, and the harsh truth is that the decision to do so has certainly plowed the fallow ground and sown the seeds of death. That sowing has resulted in an alarming yield of misfortune, or in the more familiar vernacular, what’s gone around has come around.
Why not an ‘Abortion Advocacy Medal of Distinction’ for Barack Obama?
Cecile Richards appreciates Obama for his support because she feels that he “has done more than any president in history for women’s health and rights.” When it comes to lasting legacies, what could be better than an inscription on a placard hung in the Barack H. Obama Library that touts his support for the slaughter of innocents?
A stillborn found in laundry service sheet
Clearly, it’s Barack Obama’s opinion that the sacred right to a hands-off form of infanticide trumps treating an unwanted baby with the dignity and respect every human being rightly deserves.
Kermit Gosnell: Secret Hero to the Left
So, based on the obvious lack of interest, it might be safe to assume that if poor black women and children should happen to die as the result of a botched abortion, the usually death-obsessed left isn’t all that upset.
Michelle Obama Supports Gun Control that Doesn’t Work
That must be why Michelle gave up her fantasy of being Beyoncé for the day, and rather than equate herself with Brian Terry and Jamie Zapata and hundreds of dead Mexicans shot with Eric Holder-provided high-power weapons, said this: “Hadiya Pendleton was me, and I was her.”
Jay and Bey, America’s Cultural and Educational Ambassadors
However, Ms. Ros-Lehtinen, for one to use “common sense,” one must possess” common sense.” Moreover, in case it’s eluded you, recently the “good time” Carters’ BFFs shuttered the White House to commoners, while inside they behaved like Tudor monarchs being amused by “Memphis Soul Night” jesters.
Homosexual Marriage Advocate Takes Things to a New Low
Sounding like an interviewer at a bogus daycare sexual abuse trial, Ms. Ball revealed her extreme values when she asked her daughter, “What if you were in love with a girl, could you marry a girl?” Much to her mother’s delight, Ella said that if she chose to marry a girl, and not a little boy named Eli, she could only do so in New York.
Sexy Snails and Other Federally Funded Priorities
However, what that study forgot to mention was, that although a significant relationship could start with a “spark” between two people across a room, “friends with benefits” could end up sharing antibiotics when they join the 110,197,000 STD sufferers (1 in 3) presently falling madly in love across America.
Baby Sea Lion Murder at Laguna Beach
Kelly later met with police, who did not issue his daughter a citation because at this time of year it’s legal to walk leashed dogs on the beach. Therefore, Mark Kelly’s daughter’s dog got away with murder, because after dying from his wounds and receiving an impromptu burial at sea, the sea lion was in no condition to press charges.