Financially Capable Barack Obama Schools America
Wait! When Obama says “all Americans” does “all” include himself and the $10 million dollar vacationer he’s married to, or does “all” just mean everybody except Mr. and Mrs. Obama?
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Sasha and Malia Obama ‘Learn What They Live’
And for all of Barack’s $900K Florida golf weekends, and more importantly, Michelle’s alleged $10 million vacations, haute couture, and overpaid personal staff, the tragic victims of their selfishness and insensitive lack of fiscal restraint are Sasha and Malia.
How Liberal Pseudo-Kindness is Killing America
Meanwhile, the irony is that while Barack Obama and his liberal cohorts beat Americans into submission with a poor-illegal-immigrant club, they’re cultivating circumstances so dire for the vulnerable people of this nation that in short order there will be nothing left to lay claim to.
Barack Obama’s Excellent Israeli Adventure
It’s common knowledge that the president has a history of attracting flies, rats, lightning, and volcanic ash. Therefore, it was standard fare when a fierce sandstorm grounded Obama’s helicopter, forcing him to travel instead by car to Palestine-controlled Bethlehem in a slow-moving motorcade, where he met with Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas in Ramallah.
Did Hugo Chávez Pick the New Pope?
As if you could get Jesus in the same room with him.
Employing The Mark Kelly Method
The same applies to Larry Craig, of airport men’s room wide stance/foot-tapping fame. Upon his arrest at Minneapolis-Saint Paul International Airport, Larry could have explained to the undercover cop that he wasn’t seeking to engage in lewd behavior, he was just attempting to demonstrate how easy it would be toengage in lewd behavior.
Pretend-gun Fingers and Plop-Tarts
And no, ‘Plop-Tarts’ is not misspelled!
Nuking Hugo
Either way, one thing is for sure: Iran’s president believes Hugo Chávez’s stature is such that he’ll be returning on “resurrection day” with religious figures Mahmoud believes are Islam’s allies — even if they’re not.
Socialized Medicine Even Kills Socialists
Yet, even after all that, Chávez insisted on going back to Cuba for a third surgery. That type of allegiance can only be likened to Americans going through a disastrous first term with Barack Obama and then, rather than refusing further treatment, inviting the Mad Dr. O to continue administering high doses of the wrong medicine for another four years.
Seizing Hairdryers and Emancipating Aliens
The truth is, the illegal immigration issue is not so cut and dried, because although it was easy to walk 2,000 guns across the border, it would be impossible to walk 2,000 immigrants back across the border in the same direction from whence came “Fast and Furious” gun walkers.