Providing the Ohmies a place to ohm and lending a religious flavor to the occasion is the Yoga Garden, complete with professional yoga instructors. In place of Biblical references to Jesus’ death and resurrection, the New-Age Yoga Garden will pay homage to Sanskrit, Lord Krishna, and the Bhagavad Gita.
Wait! When Obama says “all Americans” does “all” include himself and the $10 million dollar vacationer he’s married to, or does “all” just mean everybody except Mr. and Mrs. Obama?
And for all of Barack’s $900K Florida golf weekends, and more importantly, Michelle’s alleged $10 million vacations, haute couture, and overpaid personal staff, the tragic victims of their selfishness and insensitive lack of fiscal restraint are Sasha and Malia.
Meanwhile, the irony is that while Barack Obama and his liberal cohorts beat Americans into submission with a poor-illegal-immigrant club, they’re cultivating circumstances so dire for the vulnerable people of this nation that in short order there will be nothing left to lay claim to.
It’s common knowledge that the president has a history of attracting flies, rats, lightning, and volcanic ash. Therefore, it was standard fare when a fierce sandstorm grounded Obama’s helicopter, forcing him to travel instead by car to Palestine-controlled Bethlehem in a slow-moving motorcade, where he met with Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas in Ramallah.
As if you could get Jesus in the same room with him.
The same applies to Larry Craig, of airport men’s room wide stance/foot-tapping fame. Upon his arrest at Minneapolis-Saint Paul International Airport, Larry could have explained to the undercover cop that he wasn’t seeking to engage in lewd behavior, he was just attempting to demonstrate how easy it would be toengage in lewd behavior.
And no, ‘Plop-Tarts’ is not misspelled!
Either way, one thing is for sure: Iran’s president believes Hugo Chávez’s stature is such that he’ll be returning on “resurrection day” with religious figures Mahmoud believes are Islam’s allies — even if they’re not.
Yet, even after all that, Chávez insisted on going back to Cuba for a third surgery. That type of allegiance can only be likened to Americans going through a disastrous first term with Barack Obama and then, rather than refusing further treatment, inviting the Mad Dr. O to continue administering high doses of the wrong medicine for another four years.
